All before 9:30 am

Today's one of those days where the universe is trying to tell me I should have stayed in bed.

We came home from the gym and walked into this....

The little stinker got in the trash and found a cake mix I had thrown away. He was covered in it. Hans was confused when we walked in because he actually thought a random dog was in our house.

And then Hans left for work with my keys. So I had to call him and make him come back because I was stuck. And late for work.

And then I got bit by a spider. On the top of my foot. No joke.

And then my 10-mile commute took 50 minutes.

And I should have just stayed in bed today.